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mary wrote:You guys are killin’ me. “Mary” Christmas to you and yours.
SMP
Conjures up one of my favorite scenes from “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation” 😆
And a Merry “Mary” Christmas to you and Hugh!
molo3
What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
“First, YULE LOGon”!Merry Christmas everyone!
Jackie
Do you know why Jesus wasn’t born at GA Tech?…..
They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin! 😆
David Day
Bethlehem, GAOh, I know that one but since I’m the sweet innocent angel in this group, I won’t reply to that. 🙄 Hey Vic, Merrrrrrrrry Christmas to you and Kendall. Gotta love the snow.
Victor wrote:What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?Vic,
I can think of a few differences between the two men in question. But to answer your question, I think the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods is that Santa stopped at three ho’s.
molo3
Victor wrote:Is there anybody who hasn’t heard that one???Merry Christmas to all — even Tiger!!!
Vic
Sorry for squashing your punch line, Vic. I assumed you were leaving it open for guesses. I heard that joke about a week ago but it’s still funny today.
molo3
Victor & molo3,
y’all are being naughty and it’s almost Christmas!Don’t worry,I won’t tell Santa Claus.
Jackie
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Do you know why Santa Claus doesn’t have any children?…..
He only comes once a year and it’s always down the chimney! 😆
David Day
North Pole, GAtreah wrote:Victor & molo3,
y’all are being naughty and it’s almost Christmas!Don’t worry,I won’t tell Santa Claus.
Jackie
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Jackie,
For some of us, it’s the only option we have!
molo3
mary wrote:Too late….I already did. 😆Mary,
I never figured you to be a tattletale! I’m sure Santa didn’t look too surprised, especially if you told on David too. That last joke was a doozy, David!molo3
I’m sure David is in church right now with telling that last joke, especially on Christmas. My virgin ears. I am celebrating Christmas in the mtns and Molo3, you would hate it right now as we’re having hurricane winds, making it look like a blizzard out there with a whopping 0 degrees and -21 with the windchill. brrrr. With that wind, Santa probably blew right past here without stoping. It’s definitely a white Christmas here.
Merry Christmas to all…..even David. 😆
Tattletale SMP
Well, well, well, take a little vacation, leave town for a few days, and just look what happens.
I’m SURE this is more what you were looking for:
Why were the three wise men wearing fire hats??
They had just come from “afar” (a fire, for those of you not of the southern persuasion…)MVF wrote:Why were the three wise men wearing fire hats??
They had just come from “afar” (a fire, for those of you not of the southern persuasion…)Poor MVF! 😆 We need to pray for her!
No only did she miss the memo on the “three wise men”, she can’t spell “afar” right! 😆
Here in the south…..It’s actually spelled…..”a farr”! 😆
David Day
Bethlehem, GAHere we go again…
What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
Sandy Claws! 😆
Merry Christmas,everyone!
Jackie
It lives in the same tree house as DAvid. 😆 Has a year gone by that quickly??
Merry Christmas to you and yours.
Mary
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