Christmas Jokes!

David Day
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  • #31781
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    As long as that cat isn’t here trying to eat my birds. LOL
    Cuz my african grey is a Bruce fan…I can get him to dance every time I play a Bruce song…he will say “Dance Domino” and dances up a storm..so cute..

    Merry Christmas to all my friends!

    Take care and stay warm and safe!

    Monica

    #31782
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    The local chess club was having their annual meeting at this really swanky hotel downtown. Most of them had never been in such fine digs before, so most of them ended up hanging around in the area in front of the registration desk. They were highly competitive bunch, so talk quickly turned to who had the best moves, who had won the most games, etc. One of the desk clerks turned to another and complained, “I wish this bunch would just go home”. The other clerk asked why. The first one answered, “I hate listening to
    chess nuts boasting in an open foyer”.

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    #31783
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    @ MVF! 😆

    A belated Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all my BiBs and SiB’s, as MVF would say!

    Be safe and here’s hoping 2011 is your best year yet!

    Vic

    #31784
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    Q: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

    A: Ribbon Hood. 😆

    Merry Christmas to all of my friends on The Board!

    Jackie

    #31785
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    Merry Christmas to everyone here on The Board!

    Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ?
    A: Because it’s to far to walk.

    Q: If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
    A: A subordinate claus.

    Q. Where does a snowman keep his money?
    A. In a snow bank.

    Jackie

    #31786
    Avatar of David DayDavid Day
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    Do you know what Santa and MVF have in common?…….

    They’re both Lost in the Snow! 😆

    I’m sure I’ll pay for that one! Merry Christmas everyone!

    DD
    Bethlehem, GA

    #31787
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    Merry Christmas to everyone on The Board!

    Q: What’s the difference between being Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

    A: The Christmas alphabet has Noel!

    Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?
    A: Claustrophobic

    Q: What do you call and obnoxious reindeer?
    A: RUDEolph

    Jackie

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